420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

It’s the start of a bad day today. Dub and Grub better fix my mood! Stupid Mother Nature and marching bands playing early in the morning!

Natasha: Bye bye, bikinis.

Steve: Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.

bobs-burgers-gifs:

Another sexual innuendo brought to you by Bob’s Burgers.

bobs-burgers-gifs:

The right way to flirt - S3xE13

I have watched so much Bobs Burgers recently that my inner monologue is starring to sound like a conversation between Gene and Louise 

Bitch you iz well good wiv dem artz

Nah, bruvz fo’ serious doh i iz just okay wiv dem artz. But thanks for lying cutie <3